Emoji News


THIS IS HOW THE GAME WORKS, I
WILL SHOW YOU A NEWSCENTERREE WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS, WILL YOU
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY IS. WHO HERE THINKS THAT THEY KNOW
THEIR EMOJIS? ANYBODY? WHO KNOWS, WHO KNOWS THEIR
EMOJIS? LET ME SEE YOU. THIS MAN. YEAH, YOU, COME, COME, COME, HOW
ARE YOU, SIR.>>I’M FINE. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU
FROM.>>I’M FROM FRANCE.>>FROM FRANCE.>>WHEREABOUTS IN FRANCE.>>SORRY.>>WHEREABOUTS IN FRANCE.>>DUJON.>>THE WIN, THE MUS TAR, YOU
KNOW.>>THE PUS TARD.>>.>>COUNTRY.>>James.>>VERY GOOD.>>James: THE MUSTARD OR NON.>>NON.>>James: OUI.>>MUSTARD, NON. ABSOLUTEMENT, NON.>>HORRIBLE.>>James: TRES BIEN. (SPEAKING FRENCHQ (.>>James: I DON’T KNOW, I
DON’T KNOW. THAT’S ALL I LEARNED FROM
FRANCE, FROM FRENCH. SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE TO THE
“LATE, LATE SHOW.”>>BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO SEE
YOU.>>James: NON, NON, MOI? NON.>>HAVE I TO STOP, I CAN’T, WHAT
IS WRONG WITH ME. NO, SERIOUSLY WHAT BRINGS YOU TO
LOS ANGELES.>>INTERNING.>>James: WHAT ARE YOU
INTERNING FOR.>>A WINE COMPANY, A WINE
IMPORTEDDER.>>James: A WINE IMPORTER.>>YEAH.>>James: NOW BE HONEST.>>UH-HUH.>>James: ON A DAILY RATE, HOW
MUCH WINE DO YOU STEAL.>>I OBVIOUSLY CAN’T SAY THAT ON
TV. BUT A BOTTLE, MAYBE.>>James: ARE YOU JUST TRYING
IT, ARE PEOPLE NOT JUST ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED ALL DAY?>>NO.>>James: SO HOW LONG IS THE
INTERNSHIP, WHEN DO YOU GO BACK TO FRANCE.>>JANUARY.>>James: HOW NICE.>>OR AS I CALL IT JANUARY SWRZ
OR FEBRUARY.>>MARCH. JANUARY, FEBRUARY. MARCH!>>ABSOLUTEMENT.>>James: JUNE, JULY, AUGUST. SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER. NOVEMBER.>>AND THEN.>>James: DECEMBER IS THAT
RIGHT? IT FEELS RIGHT.>>IT FEELS RIGHT.>>James: HERE IS WHATST, WE
ARE TBING TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY HERE AND TELL ME WHAT
YOU THINK THIS NEWS STORY IS.>>WOW, THAT’S PUZZLING. SOMEONE SHIT CHOCOLATE.>>James: I’M SORRY, I’M
SORRY, I KNOW ARE YOU FRENCH BUT PLEASE, SOMEBODY [BLEEP]
CHOCOLATE.>>NO, SHIP.>>James: NO, I HONESTLY
THOUGHT YOU SAY SOMEONE [BLEEP].>>HOW DID YOU GET THAT FROM
THIS.>>James: NO, SOMEBODYSHIP
CHOCOLATE.>>James: AND WHAT DO YOU
THINK THE EGGPLANT HAS GOT TO DO WITH THAT HAD. DOES THE EGGPLANT IN FRANCE MEAN
THE SAME THING THAT IT DOES HERE?>>ST THE SAME FOR– .>>James: GLOBAL.>>ST A GLOBAL PHENOMENON.>>OR AS I CALL IT PHENOMENON.>>James: SO HAVE ANOTHER
GUESS WA, DO YOU THINK, MAN, CHOK LAT, EGGPLANT.>>I DONE KNOW WHERE TO PUT THE
EGGPLANT IN THAT STORY (LAUGHTER).>>James: I MEAN DO YOU EVER? OH, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THIS
IS. I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS. THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER. WHAT ST, A MAN IN TEXAS WAS
ARRESTED FOR SENDING A SHERIFF’S OFFICE EMPLOYEE A CHOCOLATE
CANDY BAR IN THE SHAPE OF A PENIS. YEAH IT DID COME WITH A WARNING,
IT SAID MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS, ELI, BLESS YOU, I LOVE
YOU, MAN, TAKE A SEAT. WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY. WHO ELSE KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
HOW ARE YOU?>>I’M VERY GOOD.>>James: HOW IS IT GOING? WHAT IS YOUR NAME WHERE ARE YOU
FROM.>>I’M SHONNAL FROM NEW ZEALAND
J I AM LOVING THAT DRESSINGS CAN I NOT DO AN ACCENT. IF I DO, AND AN ACTION OF A
GUEST WILL YOU JUST COME UP AND PUNCH ME SQUARE IN THE FACE.>>OKAY, SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE
FROM NEW ZEALAND.>>MY SISTER AND I ARE COMPETING
IN AN INTERNATIONAL BARBERSHOP CONTEST FROM NEW ORLEANS.>>James: NO YOU ARE NOT.>>YES.>>James: SHUT THE WEREN’T
DOOR, THE FILHARMONIC.>>ARE YOU AND YOUR SISTER CAN
YOU DO SOME NOW, CAN YOU DO GIVE US A TASTE, STAND UP FOR US.>>James: WHATEVER YOU THINK,
WHATEVER IS IN YOUR REPPER– REPERTOIRE, IMAGINE
THIS IF HE WERE LYING. IMAGINE IF THIS WAS ALL A LIE. WE’LL FIND OUT. OKAY, ARE YOU READY?>>
♪ WELCOME. ♪ AND I LOOK ACROSS THE WATER. ♪ AND I THINK I’M GOING TO SEE
WHAT YOU DOING. ♪ I PAINT A PICTURE. ♪ WON’T YOU COME ON OVER. ♪ STOP MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME. ♪ WHY DON’T YOU COME OVER. ♪ VALERIE.>>James: AMAZING. LOOK AT THAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH WELL, WE WISH
YOU LOOK WITH THE COMPETITION. YOU CAN HELP US WITH THIS GAME. YOU CAN HELP US.>>YOU CAN HELP US TOGETHER BUT
YOU’VE GOT TO GIVE YOUR ANSWER IN A CAPELLA, OKAY? SO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS
NEWS STORY COULD BE.>>I DONE KNOW, MAYBE A
POLICEMAN WAS DRIVING IN HIS POLICE CAR AND THEN HE SAW A MAN
WITH A DOG.>>AND THEY THROUGH A POOP
EXPLOSION BOMB AT THE CAR.>>AT THE POLICE CAR.>>James: YOU KNOW WHAT, ARE
YOU PRETTY CLOSE. WHAT THIS IS, A MAN IN OREGON
WAS ARRESTED FOR GETTING REVENGE ON A FORMER FRIEND BY SETTING
OFF A HOMEMADE DOG POOP BOMB ON HIM.>>James: WELL DONE, I WILL
GIVE YOU THAT, I WILL GIVE YOU THAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING. TAKE A SEAT. THAT WAS HE MOJY NEWS, WE’LL BE
RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THIS.

17 thoughts on “Emoji News

  1. This is entertaining..
    N still working on the emojis of among emojis..
    I like my smileys smokin hot. Like this🔥♨️🤣😮👀

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