The Latest Presidential Candidate Is An Actual New York Billionaire


LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
HEADLINES, SOME BREAKING YOU NEWS IN THE WORLD OF POLITICS. IT LOOKS LIKE FORMER NEW YORK
CITY MAYOR AND BUSINESSMAN MICHAEL BLOOMBERG SERIOUSLY
CONSIDERING ENTERING THE DEMOCRATIC RACE FOR PRESIDENT
BECAUSE TODAY HE FILED INITIAL PAPERWORK TO ENTER THE PRIMARY. A NEW YORK BILLIONAIRE RUNNING
FOR PRESIDENT. (LAUGHTER)
LIKE AN ACTUAL BILLIONAIRE RUNNING FOR PRESIDE. WHERE DID HE GET THIS IDEA? NOW FOR ANY OF YOU ARE AREN’T
FAMILIAR, MICHAEL BLOOMBERG IS 77 YEARS OLD, OR AS THE TOP
DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES CALL HIM, MIDDLE-AGED. AND IT COULD END UP AS TRUMP
VERSUS BLOOMBERG, YOU KNOW, MAYBE THIS IS HOW THEY GET RID
OF TRUMP. LIKE IN TERMINATOR TWO. THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT A
TERMINATOR IS WITH ANOTHER TERMINATOR. THE SAME APPLIES TO NEW YORK
BILLIOIRES. YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS. MEANWHILE PRESIDENT TRUMP HELD
ANOTHER ONE OF HIS BIG CAMPAIGN RALLIES LAST NIGHT, THIS TIME IN
LOUISIANA. AND HE KICKED THINGS OFF BY
>>SO IS THERE ANY PLACE YOU WOULD RATHER BE THAN AT A TRUMP
RALLY ON A BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EVENING IN LOUISIANA LAUGH
(LAUGHTER).>>James: I MEAN I WOULD
RATHER BE IN A FIVE HOUR LINE AT THE DMV WITHOUT AIR
CONDITIONING, BUT THAT’S JUST ME. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
DURING THE RALLY TRUMP BROUGHT SOME GUESTS ON STAGE INCLUDING
THE REALITY TV STAR FROM DUCK DYNASTY, AN HERE IS WHAT ONE OF
THEM HAD TO SAY.>>IF ARE YOU PROGOD, AND
PROAMERICA, AND PROGUN, AND PRODUCK HUNTING, THAT’S ALL I
WANT!>>James: WHAT? WHAT? HE LISTED– HE LISTED THREE BIG
THINGS, AND THEN ONE VERY SPECIFIC HOBBY. THAT IS LIKE SAYING IF YOU ARE
PROGOD, PROAMERICA, PROGUNS AND PROGLOW IN THE DARK MINIATURE
GOLF, THAT’S ALL I WANT. (LAUGHTER)
THE DUCK DYNASTY GUYS SUPPORT PRESIDENT TRUMP. AND IF TS INFLUENCES HOW
YOU’RE GOING TO VOTE, PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHO HONEY
BOO BOO IS ENDORSING, JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE AN INFORMED
DECISION, YOU KNOW. FOR THE MOST VIRAL MOMENT OF THE
RALLY WAS WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP HAD LOUISIANA SENATOR JOHN
KENNEDY COME UP ON ON TO THE STA AND HE WASTED NO TIME ATTACKING
HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI.>>I DON’T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT,
BUT IT MUST SUCK TO BE THAT DUMB. LAUGH LAUGH.>>James: WELL, THANK GOD HE
DIDN’T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT. (LAUGHTER)
YOU CAN’T JUST SAY I DON’T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT AND THEN SAY
SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLY DISRESPECTFUL. THAT IS LIKE IF I TURNED TO
STEVE AND SAID YOU KNOW, I WAS LIKE, I DON’T MEAN ANY
DISRESPECT BUT YOUR BEARD LOOKS LIKE IT WAS ABANDONED UNDER A
BRIDGE. (LAUGHTER)
NO DISRESPECT. AND FINALLY, HERE’S– HERE’S A
CRAZY STORY FROM MY HOMELAND, A TRUCK DRIVER IN ENGLAND RECENTLY
PULLED OVER AT A REST STOP. AND WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING,
THIEVES STOLE THE CONTENTS OF HIS TRUCK. AND THAT CONTENTS WAS ONE
MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF SEX TOYS. (LAUGHTER)
YES. THE THIEVES ARE DESCRIBED AS
ARMED AND JUST REALLY RELAXED. (LAUGHTER)
THEY TOOK A MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF SEX TOYS. I DO FEEL SORRY FOR THE TRUCK
DRIVER BUT IT’S JUST NICE TO SEE PEOPLE WITHOUT DON’T WAIT UNTIL
THE LAST MINUTE TO DO THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. THIS IS A REALLY CREEPY CRIME. THE THIEVES ARE STILL AT LARGE,
BUT AUTHORITIES HAVE RELEASED A PHOTO OF ONE OF THESUSPECTS AND
I MUST WARN YOU IT IS DISTURBING. (LAUGHTER)
AGAIN, NO DISRESPECT. NO DISRESPECT.

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